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    Name:nobody knows I'm a false berry
    Website:Melons? We don't need no steenkin' melons.

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    The Me:
    Hi. I'm nomelon. I read. I write. I paddle in the shallow waters of fandom. I am not fond of melon. Also, I'm a dork.
    The You:
    If you want to friend me, feel free. You don't need to ask and there's no sense in being shy. If you then decide this was a big mistake and want to defriend me, you can do that, too. If you want to comment, stalk, lurk, chat, squee, pelt me with stale muffins, rub a little funk on it, or fling poo like a chimpanzee, go right ahead. It's all good. Concrit, feedback and other miscellaneous comments all gratefully received. You can also find me here on dreamwidth. I crosspost to both places, but if you're going to friend me anywhere, I'd prefer it was on dreamwidth as they are nice and lj is rather poo.
     

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    al swearengen: magnificent bastard, alternate universes, angel, angel/cordelia, back to the future, batman, bill bailey, bill bryson, bill-&-ted's-excellent-adventure, blue hair, brian/stewie, buffy the vampire slayer, burping up my nose, captain kirk's disappearing shirt, come-2-give-me-a-caning-sir?would-u-like-that-sir?, cryptic crosswords, damning the consequences, dan dority: vicious teddybear, dante's cove (no really), david hasselhoff, deadwood, debasing the beef canoe, doctor who, donna noble, douglas adams, drag queen cabaret, dwayne the rock johnson, dylan moran's drunk voice, eeny weeny fang teeth, ellen ripley, equilibrium, escapism, every-step-a-fucking-adventure, evil beards, fictional tattoos, flying deloreans, frisky women, generation kill, getting away with it, ghostbusters, hedwig's angry inch, herbal tea, hey-laserlips! your-momma-was-a-snowblower!, huge sideburns, i-don't-want-to-hurt-you-i-just-want-to-eat, if-you-don't-remember-it-didn't-happen, inception, instant self-gratification, ironic drinking, jason statham's disappearing shirt, jay and silent bob, jean-claude-van-damme-is-a-serious-actor, jeremy baines, joe flanigan's hair, john luther/alice morgan, john rambo: badass motherfucker, john sheppard's hair, john sheppard/ronon dex, joss whedon, justified, kurt vonnegut, liev schreiber's sideburns, looking-everything-up-on-wikipedia, making shit up, martha jones, marty mcfly, milan kundera, minor characters, misfits, money, mr spock's lego hair, muscle cars, naming-ronon-dex's-individual-dreadlocks, not-feeling-like-a-twat, not-stepping-on-sea-cucumbers, old school spike, old-school-winnie-the-pooh, omnisexuality, one tree hill, oswald state correctional facility, paradoxes, peace and quiet, pee-wee-herman's-vampiric-death-throes, pie = gruesome death, post-it notes, power naps, prisoner: cell block h, pyjama-bra!buffy, ray person, real life competence kink, red dwarf, ridiculous vampires, riley finn, rocky balboa, ronon dex, sailing, sam beckett is perfect, sam winchester/ronon dex, sam's moobs, sam/dean, sammy!mop, sarah connor, seriously dark chocolate, shirt-grabby-wall-slammy!sammy, singing in the car, small podgy tornados, snark, so's your face!, sons of anarchy, spartacus: blood and sand, spike/riley, star trek, stargate atlantis, sterling archer, steve/danno/bickering, steve/danny, subtext, supernatural, talking to myself, teeny!jared, terminator, the guy, the tenth doctor, the vampire diaries, the-fast-and-the-furious, the-thing-and-the-stuff, there-is-no-dana-only-zuul, time travel, timothy (elephant) olyphant, true blood, unconventional relationships, unexpected zombies, vampires, vauxhall novas, vin diesel, vivid dreams, wayward sons, wesley wyndam-pryce, when ten says welllll, when-fernado-sucre-says-papi, when-mr-wu-says-swegen!, william elliott whitmore, william shatner's acting, wolverine, x-men: first class, xander harris, zombies

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    Hill Valley High School - Hill Valley, CA
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